why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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