my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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