is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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