some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
