i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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