Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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