Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just forgot I was standing up.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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