um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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