I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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