Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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