do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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