To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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