pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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