you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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