Do you still have your period?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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