belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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