Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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