I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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