i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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