Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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