You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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