it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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