how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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