69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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