from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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