ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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