Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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