you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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