and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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