this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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