Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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