Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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