He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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