Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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