I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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