Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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