Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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