This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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