YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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