I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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