Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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