Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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