She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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