is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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