the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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