All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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