I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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