all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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