If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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