shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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